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{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"fact":"The cat's clavicle, or collarbone, does not connect with other bones but is buried in the muscles of the shoulder region. This lack of a functioning collarbone allows them to fit through any opening the size of their head.","length":222}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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